Okay, so I lied. Here's a random off-topic post. I feel a little better since I rested last night. Found this today and I thought it was rather amusing:
The Eucharist Wafer Topping Taste Test. Being an ex-altar boy, I must confess that me and the other altar boys used to sneak the unblessed wafers out of church and snack on them. Mmmmmm... yeah, not so tasty; I don't know what we were thinking. What would Sister Mary Martha think?